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Name: alissa
Birthday: 8/13/1988
Gender: Female


Interests: myself(Im interesting) --wait(to me) the bookstore the dictionary my superiority complex my inferiority complex hepatitis because the word makes me laugh hahah that crazy inflammation of the liver hahahaha
Expertise: theology and proving you wrong


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Member Since: 6/24/2004

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Saturday, August 06, 2005

Im back! From where may you ask? assuming that there is someone to ask (after all if a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody to hear has it made a sound?). Well Greece of course! My three week love tryst with the girls! Okay less lovin more wishing for a quick and painless death. So I have come home with a terrible blank spot that masquerades as a summer trip to the mediteranean but I know better and I have simply been implanted with this idea after a barrage of aliens set fire to my flip flops and gave me a deep brown tan. I however have an aching need for chocolate and feta about every three hours and a laurel wreath commemorating an (assumed) victory in a pretty sweet road race. Im glad that's over! So Im just hanging with myself being pretty damn awesome cuz I have the feeling I havent had a minute of alone time since the aliens first came down on July 14th. Aliens always leave the worst hangovers.


Friday, June 10, 2005

Alas my beloved brother hath flown the coup. Yes, he moved out today. In celebration of his departure I went out and bought a bottle of coke. I poured myself a glass and drank it. And it was good.
I talked to him on the phone for an hour or so today, ah how distance makes the heart grow fonder. He had a job interview and will now be working near fenway during red sox games. Kudos my anti-social brother. Congratulations on your big move to the city.
In all honesty I am happy because I can eat whatever the hell I want now. You see, my sticky fingered brother contaminates all the food. Im not sure, but he may have barfed in a bowl of pasta once. So the coke really had meaning to me, it may in fact last an entire week without going warm and flat.
Okay that was not all honesty because really I miss him. It's rather pathetic but I am his only friend. He is just so abrasive he turns people off, but I know he has a good heart so I put up with him anyway. So goodbye to our long chats and goodbye to being my brother's keeper. I shall miss your late nights typing on my computer while Im trying to sleep, and I promise to care kindly for your cat.
Yes, this post had no point other than to express my feelings on Jack dahling's big move. Or not so big...he left most of his stuff. Heh it'll be gone by tomorrow. Sorry to anyone who actually read this and thought they might get something out of it.


Tuesday, June 07, 2005



Wednesday, June 01, 2005

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

What the hell is with affirmative action? It started with the NAACP (a bunch of asswipes who continue their "cause" years after the civil rights movement and death of W.E.B. Du Bois) when black people (they say "minority groups" because they wouldn't want to be racially exclusive) were living in slums and it was legal to discriminate, and actually encouraged. Well, hey, its OVER. We assume that black people have the same capacity for intelligence and the same ability to function so why are they LEGALLY given the edge on jobs and college slots. Are you all calling yourselves idiots? No, because that would be racist! Honestly its like giving people handicapped parking plates because their wheel-chair bound grandmother wasn't given hers. Does it make any sense? No. Should it be legal? No. 
This isn't even reverse racism, its just plain RACISM. A bunch of black people who get together and decide that they aren't smart enough or ambitious enough to get the things they want like regular citizens, actually persuade every American institution to be racist along with them. Whoever approved affirmative action was an idiot, and anyone who supports it- sucks balls.
Just so I don't sound racist, affirmative action DOES apply to women and other minorities. But somehow it seems black people are the only ones getting off with a B average and an acceptance letter to Harvard.

Justice is blind....except when it comes to minorities



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